Words of Wisdom...
>> 25 September 2008
From my favourite cowboy, Will Rogers:
1 - Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2 - Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3 - There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither
works.
4 - Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5 - Always drink upstream from the herd.
6 - If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7 - The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8 - There are three kinds of men:
.....The ones that learn by reading.
.....The few who learn by observation.
.....The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9 - Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10 - If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11 - Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
12 - After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
He who gets wisdom loves his own soul;
He who keeps understanding will find good.
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