Friday Funnies
>> 06 March 2009
Click the pic for more Friday Funnies LIVING WILL
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room seriously discussing a Living Will.
I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
*******************************************8
TOUGH OLD COWBOY
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When the grandson died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
8 comments:
Good ones! Real good! I love the first one!!!!
Happy Friday to you my friend and thank you for the kind words. You all are so sweet. I didn't expect that kind of response.
Big Hugs!
Oh too funny!
Oh my, these were soooooooooooooo funny!
Thanks for the laugh.
Blessings♥
TOOO funny!! Loved the living will one! Minus the beer, that could be our house at times :-)
Those are good ones! I love the gun powder one!
Happy Friday!
Both of these were hilarious! I loved them!
Too funny! Thank you for sharing...
Girlfriend you just never cease to crack me up! We spent the day with Kimmy and her family out on the lake. Good times! (You know we will blog about it...lol)
Have a blessed day, my friend!
Post a Comment