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A Sunday School teacher decided to have her 2 nd grade class memorize Psalm 23, one of the most quoted passages in the Bible. She gave the children a month to learn the chapter. One little boy was excited about the task, but he just couldn't memorize the Psalm. Although he practiced and practiced, he could hardly get past the first line. The day came for the children to recite Psalm 23 before the congregation. The little boy was nervous. When his turn came, he stepped up to the microphone and proudly said, "The Lord is my Shepherd and that's all I need to know!"

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The Sunday school teacher told the class about Lot being told to take his wife and flee out of the city. 'Lot got away, but his wife disobeyed divine orders by looking back and was turned into a pillar of salt,' the teacher explained. One little boy asked, 'What happened to the flea?'

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she
started feeling ill.

'Mommy' she said 'Can we leave now?'

'No' her mother replied.

'Well, I think I have to throw up!'

'Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.'

In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.

'Did you throw up?' her mother asked.

'Yes' the little girl replied.

'Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?'

'I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy,' the little girl replied, 'They have a box next to the front door that says for the sick.'