Friday Funnies
>> 17 April 2009
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I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers and doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Chocolate
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream Gravy
Chocolate
Mexican Food
Chocolate
French Fries
S*x
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate Ice Cream
Cup of Tea
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I
hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day.
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7 comments:
Oh girlfriend. Too funny. Maxine is something else, isn't she? LOL.
Happy Friday to you!!
Kim
That was wonderful! Have a great week.
And that is Maxine for you, isn't it?! I love her. What a hoot!
I just love Maxine! I especially love chocolate!!
Have a fabulous Friday!
Thanks for sharing!
have a great weekend!
Sherry
Hello my friend. I wanted to let you know that YES, it is beautiful over here on the east coast as well. I will be sad when this weather is gone. I hope you are having a wonderful Sunday my sweet friend.
Blessings to you!!
Kim
Oh SophieMae.......this is just too precious...kinda feel the same way myself!
Hope your Sunday was blessed! Big hugs to you!
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