Friday Funnies

CLASS REUNION

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.

I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes', I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago. I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'Good grief!' exclaimed my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

So you see. there really are two ways to look at everything.