Friday Funnies
>> 31 October 2008
What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they're already stuffed.
It was just before Thanksgiving and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Nothing, they're already stuffed.
It was just before Thanksgiving and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
WOCKA! WOCKA!
12 comments:
I love those. I have a Thanksgiving joke that I'm saving for probably next weeks post. It is too funny.
Happy Friday my friend.
Hugs.
Good ones! Too funny!
SophieMae...you're a riot!
Happy Friday, my friend!
Too cute! I love the one about the turkeys not getting in bigger! Thanks for sharing!
Too cute! Loved the one where he's looking for the turkeys and they're all moo'ing. Hilarious. I also love the song playing in the background - "I Will Walk Through the Valley.."
LOL, oh funny stuff, :). Clever Turkey's to Mooo, :)
Wocka Wocka -- wasn't that Chachie's thing on "Happy Days?!"
These are clever! And Very Funny!
LOL to your post, and ROFL to esthermay!
Very clever! Good Friday Funny.
Oh these were great!! Thanks...
I'm new to your blog, so nice to meet you, I'll be back♥
LOL! Love it! Good turkey humor!!
Please forgive the group reply. It's been a long, long day. 8-}
Thans ever so, y'all for stopping by and sharing merry hearts.
Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^
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